Can you create a funny dating game type story and include these phrases? (just a fun activity!)?

Bevy of beauties
Bachalorette # !
Bag of bones
Boy oh boy!
Bam-Bam
Boris Karloff
Blah-blah-blah
Bogus!!
Bump it up a notch
I do believe I misspelled bachelorette!!

"The Dating Game"
or
"Where'd We Find These Two Idiots?"

The host, Bob Porker:"Thank you for that warm intro, Charlie Wickerman. And nooooooooow….Let'e meet our Bevy of beauties. Ahhhh…..Originally we had 3 contestants, but one needed to drop out."
A shout is heard from the audience:" YOU KICKED ME OFF BECAUSE I WOULDN"T %#@$#*@.
YOU AMORAL %$#@#!@$ !!!!!"
Bob:"SECURITY !!!!"

Cut to commercial

Backstage……Bob:"I TOLD you to keep her out!!! If you don't want to be guarding fresh produce at Safeway next week, you better do as I say!!!!!"
Guard:"SIR!…..YES SIR!!!"

Back on the air

Bob:"And now let's meet Bachelorette # 1….Miss Silva Castorini from Brooklyn. Good evening, Silva."
Silva, in her skin-tight black leather outfit, strutted out, one hip at a time……."Yo! Bobby, babe. How's it hanging?"
Bob was stunned :"Uhhhhh, hello, Silva. Please take the first seat.
And now, Bachelorette #2….Miss Sunshine MacGillicutty, from Dodge City, Kansas. Tell me, Sunshine. Is Marshal Dillon still the law, out there?"
Sunshine, clad in her typical attire, chaps,cowboy hat and loaded gun, walked to center stage and shook Bob's hand, causing him to wince in pain.
Sunshine:" He shooooooore is, Bob."
Bob:"Boy oh boy!….They grow 'em TOUGH in Dodge." He massaged his hand as Sunshine took her seat. "Tell us a little about yourselves. Silva….Let's start with you.
Silva was flirting with the cameraman and didn't hear him.
Bob:"Uhhh,Silva….SILVA!!!" She jumped and turned to face him.
Silva:"Yeah….Whadda want, gramps?!"
Bob,aside…."WELL!" Out loud: " Tell everyone a little about your life."
Silva scratched her hind section and then answered:" I was born in lower East Side of New York. My parents decided that I wasn't aPPREciating all that they did for me so they sent me to live with the Sicilian side of the family, in Brooklyn. HAH!! I had them both 'iced' a week later.
Let's see…What else? What else?…… I grew up in Catholic school, got pregnant ……You know….The usual….Blah-blah-blah."
Bob was speechless. The producer nudged him.
Bob:"My…Wasn't that….unusual….And Sunshine? Can you tell us about you?"
Sunshine:"Well…..I have a little farm a few miles outside of the town. It's real purty and MattBaby and I jeeeeeest love it."
Bob:"MattBaby? You mean U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon LIVES with you?!"
Silva:"Yo! You go, girl!"
Sunshine:"Yep. Matt and I love each other, Mr. Porker."
Bob:" But what about Miss Kitty? I thought…"
Sunshine:"THAT Bag of bones ?!"
Bob :"What do you mean. That must be Bogus!!
The last time I saw her she was ravishing!" Bob began to droll but quickly wiped his mouth.
Sunshine:"Man oh man. When's the last time you saw her? She looks like Boris Karloff, now!"
Silva:" ShhhhhhBOOM!!! I like this girl!!"

Cut to commercial

Bob:"And now let's bring out our eligible bachelor. Ladies and gentleman….Tom Anthony. You may begin to ask your questions, young man."
Tom :" Bachelorette # 1…… What is one thing men always tell you ?"
Silva:"That's easy…. Bam-Bam, thank you ma'am!"
The audience roared.
Tom:"I see. And bachelorette #2 ……What do men always tell YOU?"
Sunshine thought for a moment:" Well……I kinda don't date anymore."
Tom looked worried:"Why! What's wrong with you?"
Sunshine:"Nuttin's wrong with me, you horse's ass. It's jest that I only see ONE man….My darlin',darlin' MattBaby."
Tom:"Hmmmm…..I can change that, little miss." He smiled wickedly. The audience all said, "Oooooooh."
Tom :"What does MattBaby always tell you?"
Sunshine giggled and twirled her gun:"Well….He usually says, ' Bump it up a notch, you wild thang!' And then I do. And then …."
Tom was getting more and more interested:"Yeeeeeees. And THEN what does he say?"
Sunshine smiled shyly:"Well…….Then MattBaby always says…
'yipee ky AAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ' "

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

Bob Porker……. http://www.zoomartin.com/wp-content/bob-barker.jpg
Tom Anthony ….. http://www.flickr.com/photos/7117214@N05/1338389402/
Silva…… http://www.flickr.com/photos/studio-moments/2301358205/
Sunshine ….. http://www.flickr.com/photos/heathergreen/499942639/