Does anyone have a really funny joke about Palin?
Okay, I know this is a loaded question because as there is so much stuff to chose form! But does anyone have any really original and funny jokes about her? Funny stuff people, I want funny stuff!
Q: What did Sarah Palin say when she opened a box of cherios?
A: Look! Donut seeds!
Q: Why couldn’t Sarah Palin call 911 on the telephone?
A: She couldn’t find the ‘11′ key.
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Palin was chosen as a vice president nominee.
I find that hilarious in itself.
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look at her.
listen to her speak.
she’s a joke on her own.
first answer? that was real bad, ha.
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i think i’m going as her for halloween?
She has less experience than Obama!
What a knee slapper!
Ryan: thanks for the old, rehashed Polish jokes.
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I am a hockey mom, I don't know what the Bush Doctrine is, I want to go to war with Russia if they attack Georgia, I want to lay oil pipelines all over america to "stop" the environment issues, i don't like liberals because all other republicans dont, I have absolutely no experience whatsoever, but somehow i still criticize obama for that,
Vote for me.
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Here’s one….she’s gonna beat Obama/Biden in Nov. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Alright….
Obama is the joke!
Palin is going to help mccain save this country! “country first”
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Q: What did Sarah Palin say when she opened a box of cherios?
A: Look! Donut seeds!
Q: Why couldn’t Sarah Palin call 911 on the telephone?
A: She couldn’t find the ‘11′ key.
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Just say her name 3 times in the mirror, then you will get your joke.
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Yes she is running for VP and McClone is her running mate. Oh, wait that is sad, not funny.
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Why didn’t palin cross the road?
She could already see the other side.
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Yes, she will pull over on you guys, she will be vice president and thus get the last laugh!
McCain/Palin 2008!
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we have to think long and hard about Palin. She can give a good speech. that’s it,
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She is the joke.
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her life…
she has less experience than Obama…
she gets all her foreign policy experience from wikipedia…
she is sarah palin… that’s a joke by itself.
but the problem with political jokes is that so many get elected. and that scares me.
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Palin
BWAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA
Oh god I crack me up
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Hi, I’m Sarah Palin, and I should be president because my 17 year old daughter is pregnant, and I am ready to ruin the USA one step at a time! Creationism is a big plus! (in whisper, “John, we gotta go to Pakistan.”) Vote for me!
OOOppss!!! i mean John McCain!
I Love Russia!!
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she doesn’t understand the pure joy of partial birth abortions and her kid is a retard therefore she is a poopy- head. hahahahaha
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MSNBC, ABC. CBS, NBC, CNN, Obama ‘08 Campaign
Official Playbook
Page 8, paragraph 2
Did you hear about when Sarah Palin went to the hairdressers?
She was wearing head phones and refused to take them off as her hair was being cut. So the hairdresser cut around them until they finally got in the way.
The hairdresser then gets frustrated and snatches the headphones off Sarah’s head. Instantly Sarah falls over unconscious!
Putting the headphones to her own ear, the hairdresser hears “Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out…”
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Sarah Quaylin was walking down a beach in Alaska when she kicked a lamp because she wasn’t paying attention to where she was going.
“Ow! What the hell was that?!”
When she picked the lamp up, a Genni appeared.
“I am the Genni of the lamp”, he said, “I will grant you 1 wish.”
Sarah instantly knew what she wanted.
“I want to be President of the United States!”
The Genni frowned as he looked at her.
“I am sorry but that is impossible. Please Select something else”
She thought for a minute and said,
“I want Alaska to become it’s Own Country!”
The Genni replied,
“Would you settle for Vice President until the old guy dies?”
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ol white biker
Sorry I’m no SNL writer but I think the funniest stuff comes from her own interveiws. Just watch ‘em!
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She has less experience than Obama! LMAO!
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